Thursday, August 28, 2008

Advantages of Smoking.....

Yes... My fello Friends....
This is what i found during my period of concentration lost during studies for this exam period~
IT"S FINALLY OVER!!!!
2 WEEKS HOLIDAY!!!
YEAI!!!


Pro Smoking
Sound Advice on the Advantages of Smoking Tobacco

  • You will always have something to do with your hands.
  • To avoid headaches later in the day, always have a cigarette first thing in the morning.
  • If you work with explosives, you have a handy method of lighting the fuse.
  • Smoking is a good career move if you want early retirement and would like to use up your sick leave.
  • On New Years Eve you don't have to go out to the fireworks. Just dip your cigarette into a jar of ground up sparklers.
  • Amuse your friends and be the life of the party by blowing smoke rings.
  • Always discard your butts in flower pots and garden beds as it helps fertilise the plants and keeps insects away.
  • Occasional house fires will help keep firemen employed.
  • By buying cigarettes from corner stores, you help support local businesses and help retain the fabric of our society.
  • At the beach, children can use the butts to decorate their sand castles.
  • Annoy neighbours you don't like by staying home and smoking heavily.
  • You will always have a good reason for loitering - "Officer, I'm just having a cigarette".
  • Always smoke when you are pregnant. Your smoking helps the unborn baby prepare for the air pollution in the real world.
  • When your neighbour's kids are too noisy, trigger their asthma by breathing smoke on them.
  • By smoking heavily, you get out of boring work and will have plenty of short breaks during the day.
  • Develop your cool image and fun-loving personality by being a smoker. Non smoking is for wimps and wusses.
  • You will have a good reason to paint the ceilings every three years.
  • Why celebrate world no-tobacco day once a year, when every day can be celebrated as a pro-tobacco day.
  • You will know when it's time to throw out your old lounge suite by the number of burn marks.
  • Smoking is an adult custom. Add years to how old you look by smoking heavily.
  • If you run out of smokes late at night, help the taxi industry by getting them to deliver your smokes to the door.
  • You can demand more services and benefits from the government because you have paid more in taxes.
  • Help keep the bush fire brigades trained and ready for any emergency by throwing lighted butts from your car window.
  • Keep your weight down by smoking cigarettes instead of eating them.

Reference:
Pro Smoking. The Non Smokers' Movement of Australia. http://nsma.org.au/prosmoke.htm (Accessed 27th Augus 2008).


Smoke lor~

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Nah~

Today... I just wanna post 1 photo...
In conjunction to celebrate Anwar's winning
& also to show this to my... ermm... fren?

Nah~ You low life animal! I don't give a fuck about u~












PS: My pretty YL~ you know im not talking bout u de la har~ & thank you for viewing my blog too~ haha

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Kan Pai!!

After a very sentimental part of me telling a nice story...
I'm here by reviewing a tiny thing which I installed in my nice lil' kitchen right before the month starts.....




behold.....










All the way..........
5 more days to go....
I'm coming back Mom~~

Friday, August 22, 2008

Control your Temper...

Let me tell youguys a story & let this be in my head for all the time...

Long long time ago...
There's an old monk with several lil' monk staying in a temple...
The temple fills with different kinds of flowers which releases a nice sweet scent to all the prayers that comes to the temple... calming people with a peaceful mind..
The old monk planted a red carnation & being a favourite plant... He placed it on top on a stone table at the centre of the temple... everyone would have notice this beautiful flower...
1 day... one lil' monk while watering the plant... accidentally knock it down the table & broke the flower pot.... lil' monk is so frighten & didn't know what to do as this is the old monk's favourite flower...
The old monk came.... saw the flower on the ground & the frighten lil monk standing next to it...
He gave a smile to the lil monk then told him to clean up the place
To the lil' monk surprise, He ask the old monk why isn't he's angry with him....
The old monk said...

I plant the flowers to let this temple be more beautiful not planting them to get angry..

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Life Doesn't End here... Play On~~

Today.... is my surgery paper....
A friend of mine reminded myself once said that Exam is just to let you know where's your weaknesses... You can learn from exam that which part of your study you're weak in it...
but then... today's paper just proves that I'm just TC-ing...
TWO exactly same question as the previous paper 6 months ago came out....
& I remember jag shit about it...
I did read it 6 months ago... but then... yes... it was 6 months ago lor..
my memory just isn't that good...
Being a skip read skip read student...
I only can say.... I didn't expect that to come out.................
Aihh.....


When I was just feeling the world is covered with darkness...
I decided to read about is there any new stuff which i can put in my wii...
& yes... I found it....
Successfully hacked it.... & now... All games can be played now.......
& my feeling is like.......

WHhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sat in front of the TV for almost 4 hours....
Played all the games which collected some amount of dust as though there's no tomorrow....
Some of the games I bought some time ago & i couldn't play it cause some update is required...
Which I can't really do it as I'm playing pirated games....
That's definitely something good about Bolehland... 70% things under the sun are pirated~ haha




1 more thing....
I bought a new tooth brush last week...
it cost me RM11.95
Recommended by some dunno wut dental association...
Damn cool....
There's 3 circular rubber in the middle to scrub your molar...
& as usual... Colgate would have a blue part to indicate you to change your tooth brush...


The brush is so fine... That blurring you c in the photo below is not because of my camera... it's actually like that even if you see it infront of you...
hehThe only weird thing is the toothbrush's packaging...
Deeper????
Hmmmm......

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Shouldn't this be a Death Sentence for him?!!

As I drove out of my apartment this morning, i overheard the radio news about a 14 year old girl is 5 month pregnant after being date rape by another 19 year old guy... The girl knew the guy through SMS-ing... Came out... Guy took picture... Blackmailing... blah blah blah... same old story... But what come to my surprise is that... As i read from China Press (中国报)... The parents & an aunt decided to let the INNOCENT baby to live.... ok..... Whos baby is that? What if when the child grows up & Look very much alike as the FATHER... Will the mother still treat the baby as she should be? yea... INNOCENT la... the baby....

Note: It is legal to do an abortion below 6 months of pregnancy & conception from a Rape case...

But what really shocked me is not that news.... It's another news which i saw while i was trying to look for the news above.... Please read...


Serial rapist gets 12 more years


IPOH: A serial rapist, already serving an 11-year term for rape, was sentenced to a further 12 years jail for raping a 10-year-old girl.

Former soldier Jasli Amir Salleh, 34, pleaded guilty to raping the girl at his home in Batu Gajah at 12.30am on Sept 14, 2003.

He is also accused of forcing an eight-year-old girl to commit oral sex on him between midnight and 12.15am that same day.

A third charge accuses Jasli of raping the older girl again between 9pm and 5am at his army barracks between Nov 6 and Dec 5, 2002.

At the Sessions Court here yesterday, Jasli only pleaded guilty to the first charge.

More jail time: The former soldier being led out of the lower courts complex in Ipoh yesterday after being sentenced to 12 years’ jail for raping the young girl.

According to the facts of the case, Jasli raped the 10-year-old girl while she was sleeping on the floor of his room.

At the time of the rape, Jasli’s wife was sleeping on the bed in the same room.

Frightened, the 10-year-old girl did not put up a fight but went back to sleep after the incident.

She only complained about the incident after she returned to her home in another town later that evening.

In mitigation, defence counsel S. Sundarajan appealed to the court to sentence Jasli only on the first charge and take into consideration the other two charges.

“Furthermore, he has been serving an 11-year jail term since December 2003 for a previous rape conviction in Teluk Intan, so I hope the court will consider giving him a lesser sentence,” he said.

Deputy Public Prosecutor Siti Nora Shariff, however, urged the court to hand down a deterrent sentence, saying Jasli was a threat to public safety.

Sessions Court Judge Hashim Hamzah ordered Jasli to be jailed for 12 years after he completes serving the current 11-year jail term, and to be given six strokes of the rotan as well.



Shouldn't it be a death sentence for the Rapist & the FUCKING LAWYER??!!!

OMFG!!!! Anwar concensual sodomy a 23 year GAYish guy can sentence up to 20 years if proved guilty... & this pedophile... 3 serial raping... showing his face to reporters with a smile after being charged... 11 years & his lawyer asking for lesser sentence?!! WTF!!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Exposed...

Just the other day i was standing in front of a fitting room in Jusco, One Utama.
Shocked for a split second as why such poster could be shown in Malaysia.
WTF...........































Oppss.... Sorry.... My mistake....

Monday, August 11, 2008

The happening....

Last thursday... At approximately 11pm... i receive a call from Dhee... Giggling... He told me there's a blackout around the hostel & college area.... Being to be staying 5 traffic lights away from the college... my apartment is safe & unharm.... bright lights... this does reminds us of being in India during raining season where you can expect 5-6 blackouts each day.... blasting all of your electrical equipment... laptops desktop burnt.... frustration burst out... well.. that's quite a norm for india to have that... Melaka wor...
& y is Dhee giggling about it?
The following video took by a victim in the hostel explains the incident....
On your speakers & listen to the conversation.....



This is what happened actually to TheStar & This
Cool!!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Two minutes Boss~

The title...
a very frequent phrase which u can hear almost everyday back then when I was still in India...
How is that possible? My fello colleagues would understand or even some of them would say:
'If you don't eat outside then cannot hear la~'
But actually no lor...
Even if you don't eat outside.... unless you have yourown transport or you just walk... as when you call a cab... they would tell you the same thing...

Most of all... When you hear that, two minutes boss... It means you would have to wait for your food for delay your appointment for half an hour... can I be exaggerating? The reason being said is i think i've already average out the time... believe it or not... There's a restaurant that would take AT LEAST 2 hours for the food to come...
ahh... reminded me of the good old time during worldcup 2006... where we used to stay up & order our food at 12am... so that the food will arrive at 2am when our stomach began to roar~

2 minutes boss~ That's the way it is.....

The reason I'm bringing this up is because.... 2 weeks ago Me, Dhee, Julius & Hussein went to the best Indian restaurant in Melaka... Of much regret... this is the 1st time I'm going to an Indian restaurant after coming back from India for nearly a year....


Saravana

Awesome banana leaf rice.... Superb Mutton Rendang & fried chicken...
Food that can stimulate all the different kind of tastebud of your tongue with the optimum taste you can bear & fill your stomach with great pleasure & warm heat....
OOOoooooooooooooooooooooo..........................
& to Dhee~
It's an honour to present to you with me eating with my bare hands~
hahaha
Banana leaf rice eat with fork & spoon doesn't taste as good as it can be de la~~

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

ZZZZzzzzzz................

Ever been in a class with... ermmm.... SENIOR lecturers....
They've become so senior.... been through so so so so so so many things... so many stories to tell... Using OHP instead of power point presentation......
& most of all.... They don't care if u're listening or not.... Lecturers with shiny scalp that sparkles sometimes... They won't even care if u're suffering from hand tingling & numbness after compressing your arm artery for quite some time....
Lecturer like this........



End with students like this.....

Note: Pictures was taken at the same time interval~
&
That Lecturer is a nice guy!!




Still some food to blog about..
went to Murni SS2 last friday after abit of alcohol in my blood....
Sudden hunger for rice...
Chicken Maryland Fried rice...

Tasteless fry ly.....
Over-dry Chicken maryland
Rubbery-like Fried egg....
French Fries Replaced by Fish crackers... Dunno why.........

Fish maryland still ok.... Fly ly of coz da same taste... but at least the fish is not as dry as the chic...
but chicken maryland fly ly....

Noto ratings : 2/10

Monday, August 4, 2008

I Love Durian...

For a start........
look at this..........





Are u scared?
140+ durian...
went to my grandma's place yesterday.... & all of it was lying in the corner of the house... although it's FOC... also no need like tat qua... hahaha i wonder how much effort was it to bring back all of it from Bentong...

& the effort to open up the durians.....
cost me this.......

Durians from personal plantation is always known for its great quality.... It goes the same for these durians... superb taste... & some cool shape durian~


Kidney shape durian~



& surprise me.... I defitnately LOVE durian~





Durian season~
I really pity the garbage collector....
just imagine the amount of garbage would be made form just 1 house....